The If/Then Paradox

Anybody else out here tired?

It’s that time of year when it feels like everyone is just waiting. For warmer weather, for that dream vacation, for that tax refund — we’re all in a seemingly endless limbo. And if there’s one thing to know about me it’s that patience is not my strong suit. I can never hold out to eat the cookie until after dinner, or read the rest of the chapter witho…